no fellow anti-plaids, i haven't already abandoned you...i was just a little busy with the long holiday weekend and didn't have a min to sit and write....but i'm baaaaack!
first things first, did anyone watch the bachelor last night? jason's three sleepover dates with jill, mol, and mel (yes, those are their actual names) in new zealand made me throw up a little bit in my own mouth. i mean the general premise of finding the one out of a group of girls that someone has cast for you (some who clearly have a few screws loose), all while abc scripts drama for entertainment purposes and cameras follow your every move is a bit asinine to me (yet i still watch like...it's like a car wreck, i can't help it)...but the fact that this guy actually hands each girl an invitation to spend the night with him in the "fantasy suite" is extra gag-worthy. abc has officially given the phrase "travel down under" a whole new meaning. what's even more disturbing is that he sent home jill, the only girl that was actually a good match for him. the two were so cute on their helicopter date that i actually didn't mind they were matching in sad plaid (they were in the outback...that's a free pass to wear plaid...i think)...
i don't care what they say, neither of the two 24yr olds left are ready to settle down and become an insta-wife and mother. thus jason will probably end up alone, like almost every other bachelor/bachelorette that came after trista and ryan....maybe someone should tell abc that their formula doesn't work...
my script: jason will dump both girls at the end of the show and ask jillian to come back and propose! wishful thinking? maybe...but it would make the finale more interesting than the usual...
*lyrics to Beyonce's "Single Ladies"
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